The United Kingdom of Bostoniax is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Phoenix Wolfsong with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, infamous sell-swords, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 11.435 billion Bostoniaxians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolfhaven. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bostoniaxian economy, worth a remarkable 3,967 trillion Gils a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 346,969 Gils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning, and you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bostoniax's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Naturism.

Bostoniax is ranked 1,617^th in the world and 48^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 22,816.16 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.