The Empire of Confed Syndicates of Freistaat Eisenstadt is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Grand Council of Eisenstadt with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.554 billion Eisenstaedters enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Festung Eisenstadt. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Freistaat Eisenstadtian economy, worth a remarkable 1,514 trillion Eisenschillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 200,430 Eisenschillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Grand Council of Eisenstadt's bedroom, and the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freistaat Eisenstadt's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is constitutional secularism.

Freistaat Eisenstadt is ranked 5,846^th in the world and 289^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 14,200.78 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.