The Glitterfox Matriarchy of Ghostfox is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Princess Stolen Socks with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and ban on automobiles. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.636 billion Ghostfoxians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necropolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.2%.

The all-consuming Ghostfoxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,435 trillion gummy bears a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 105,268 gummy bears, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

A firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, and Ghostfoxian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ghostfox's national animal is the plushy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ghostfox is ranked 20,250^th in the world and 1,237^th in Osiris for Highest Food Quality, scoring 116.33 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.