The Free Land of Lexotica is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hari Seldon with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 8.705 billion Lexoticans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trantor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Lexotican economy, worth a remarkable 1,689 trillion Lexots a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 194,113 Lexots, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, and advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lexotica's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Psychohistory.

Lexotica is ranked 171,999^th in the world and 6,908^th in Osiris for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.