The Queendom of OneGayBraincell is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Fatima with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.179 billion OneGayBraincellians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Techua. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The OneGayBraincellian economy, worth 58.6 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,691 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OneGayBraincell's national animal is the Sea turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

OneGayBraincell is ranked 259,169^th in the world and 9,379^th in Osiris for Most Patriotic, with 1.32 flags saluted per person per day.