The Cosmopolitan Republic of Syndius is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sevina Etessi with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 2.849 billion Syndreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syndrida. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Syndian economy, worth 309 trillion Sindenese Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 108,634 Sindenese Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

T-shirts displaying a photo of Sevina Etessi performing the Full-Monty are selling out, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Syndius's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Loverattorism.

Syndius is ranked 12,775^th in the world and 767^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,974.68 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.