The Free Land of FaceEatingSlug is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 172 million Slugians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Slugian economy, worth 11.8 trillion Faces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 68,336 Faces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, sleeping on the job is recommended, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FaceEatingSlug's national animal is the Face-Eating Slug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

FaceEatingSlug is ranked 284,794^th in the world and 336^th in Refugia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -13.56 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.