The AbomiNATION of Sandboxford is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by BakuDAN with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.607 billion Sandboxfordians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Truth or Consequences. The average income tax rate is 63.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sandboxfordian economy, worth a remarkable 1,837 trillion monies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 278,179 monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to BakuDAN's wardrobe, both criminals and civilians are DOA, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime is totally unknown. Sandboxford's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sandboxford is ranked 4,446^th in the world and 128^th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,488.7 pounds of wildlife per square mile.