Population | 43.941 billion |
Capital | Neorvins |
Leader | the Prime Minister |
Currency | thaler |
Animal | polar bear |
The Socialist Commonwealth of Kelssek is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Prime Minister with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 43.941 billion Kelssekians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neorvins. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.
The all-consuming Kelssek economy, worth a remarkable 5,712 trillion thalers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,007 thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government has announced its plans to construct a giant weaponised robot-cat, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelssek's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kelssek is ranked 15,294th in the world and 362nd in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.89 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kelssek was endorsed by The Disputed Territories of Gem.
- : Kelssek was endorsed by The Shadow Queendom of Lady Lamashtu.
- : Kelssek was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Azealand Isle.
- : Kelssek was endorsed by The Kingdom of Arleat.
- : Kelssek was endorsed by The Great and Good Federation of Maltitalerland.
- : Kelssek was endorsed by The Queendom of Kyrisland.
- : Kelssek was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Opyra.
- : Kelssek endorsed The Interstellar Confederacy of Stellar Colonies.
- : Kelssek endorsed The Kingdom of Konyai.
- : Kelssek endorsed The Kingdom of Vussul.
World Assembly
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