The Democratic Republic of Sovereign and Independent Isolationists is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 405 million SIIngle pringleses are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Sovereign and Independent Isolationistsian economy, worth 14.9 trillion Guldens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports. Average income is 36,862 Guldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, and citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sovereign and Independent Isolationists's national animal is the Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sovereign and Independent Isolationists is ranked 20,088^th in the world and 142^nd in Refugia for Safest, scoring 113.94 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.