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Gfiewgjknsiorjgiostan wrote:I am Dooplevinia's new puppet, although I don't think I will last that long.

Now look at how wrong this prediction turned out to be :D

Gfiewgjknsiorjgiostan wrote:Now look at how wrong this prediction turned out to be :D

8 short years later and here we are

I am deeply and horrifically sorry.
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Welcome back Oxi! :)

Post by Eat pant suppressed by a moderator.

SomeBODY once told me

the WORLD is gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest TOOL in the shed

She was LOOKin kinda dumb

with her finger and her THUMB

in the SHAPE of an L on her FOREhead

Well the years start comin and they don’t stop comin

THe cHadS wrote:Well the years start comin and they don’t stop comin

Fed to the rules and I HIT the ground running

Izonno wrote:Fed to the rules and I HIT the ground running

Didn’t make sense not to live for fun

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Izonno wrote:Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do so much to see

So what's wrong with taking the back streets?

You never know if you don't go



Mankind is just a set of different monsters with a friendly face.

The UNL, or just the League, is the main government with Ukraine, or the remains of it. Operating from the blighted Kyiv ruins and the surrounding rural towns, the loyalist forces within are supposed to protect the remains of civilization this side of the Dnieper.

Instead, it is no better than the bandit’s and fascists in the East. It kills, rapes, and destroys everything in its path, supposedly preaching Ukrainian revival. It has done almost everything possible to hinder such. They drink themselves into a stupor, then they go out with their guns and kill anyone they see. They are the very opposite of what Ukraine needs, but are what Ukraine has gotten.

There is certainly decent elements within it. It does bring relative safety from the gunfire outside, if doing so does not put a target on the resident’s backs. There is no order to their ways, however. Every military unit is independent, the Parliament a mockery. Ukraine is a joke, and so are its faction. They are all nothing more than lying, conniving thugs.

”Bastards.”

Read dispatch



For Ukrainians, they are certainly decent fellows.

The dotted lines in Ukraine have been drawn, and the major powers of the world: Britain, Germany, Japan, and the remains of the American Bloc all plot to use this as a jumping off point. Britain, to rival Germany and bring their glory once again, Germany to maintain the world order; with us at the top, of course, and Japan to ensure Germany will still have rivals before it marches West.

The fascists, or as they all call themselves, Bolsheviks, but we all know the truth here, are always interesting. They defend national unity, and preach security and collaboration. But the Ukrainian variant is interesting…

The most well-armed out of any of the current militant faction, it defends rural farms and cuts deals with farmers to provide food and daughters for protection. In return for protection, not only does it provide grain, but further recruits for the cause. It appears poised to march on Kyiv, and end the war, once and for all.


A group of militants, outside of Vasylkiv. They are well-armed, well-fed, and are a menace to some—and a gift to others. They represent a cause greater than themselves, and they know that.

The group currently believes that if Ukraine could unite, that the so-called ‘racial supremacy’ it possesses over the Hun in Germany would result in a complete and glorious victory. Ironically, most of their arms come from German companies that have made fortunes from the war, like Porsche and Luger. As such, Germany makes a profit off the war, and keeps its enemies fighting amongst themselves over petty struggles. It shows the German public what we have done for them: everywhere they turn, society has fallen, except for the Reich. Therefore, the Reich will not fall, because you live in it! Such lies we tell ourselves.

But the Ukrainian fascists, Marxists like us in all but name, understand this. They know that if they can spin the narrative that if they unite Ukraine under their banner, then perhaps they can unite the people, and instead of betray the Reich…

”Prosper under them?”
Read dispatch

More stuff to be read alongside the Kyiv dispatch, it’s more about the Ukraine War! Have a great one, love y’all.

PS: (If any of you read my Franco dispatch and loved it, I’m working on a Pol Pot one, stay tuned!)

You'll never shine if you don't glow...

Pinnocchio could tell us so much about the universe. He could randomly claim things like, “The Big Bang happened,” and his nose would confirm or deny our theories.

Orcuo wrote:Pinnocchio could tell us so much about the universe. He could randomly claim things like, “The Big Bang happened,” and his nose would confirm or deny our theories.

If he believes it to be true, is he telling a lie? Or is he just wrong? Asserting a random claim as fact without actually knowing might be considered a lie either way.

Shizensky Prime wrote:If he believes it to be true, is he telling a lie? Or is he just wrong? Asserting a random claim as fact without actually knowing might be considered a lie either way.

Actually, I think Pinnocchio does have the ability to (somewhat) predict the future, and thus some type of greater omnipotent power:

Kingdom Hearts actually proves this. Before the second fight against Parasite Cage, Pinocchio is slumped on the ground, barely conscious, and Jiminy rushes over to see if he’s okay. Pinocchio weakly says, “Jiminy… I’m not gonna make it…” but then his nose grows, to both his and Jiminy’s surprise. This prompts Pinocchio to light up, saying, “Oh! I guess that means I’m gonna be okay!”

So, yeah. Pinocchio’s nose knows even more than we know, or even he knows.

first time looking at NSG in years and ... what is going on here? viewtopic.php?f=20&t=542320

"How to spot a witch" is someone trying to bring witchcraft trials to the modern day?

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