The Theocratic Republic of Os Adoradores de Deus is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Presidente Thiago Batista with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.842 billion Adoradorians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belo Horizontes. The average income tax rate is 65.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Adoradorian economy, worth 719 trillion reais a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,145 reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, citizens are now allowed to discuss whether Presidente Thiago Batista is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Os Adoradores de Deus's national animal is the Macaw, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Os Adoradores de Deus is ranked 254,614^th in the world and 112^th in Right to Life for Nicest Citizens, with 1.02 average smiles per day.