The Bisexual Moon men of New Bathera is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Badboi with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.915 billion Batherans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bat City. The average income tax rate is 57.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong New Batheran economy, worth 502 trillion Baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 84,900 Baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, and New Bathera successfully hosted the Osiris Olympics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Bathera's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Religiosity.

New Bathera is ranked 149,546^th in the world and 5,769^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 36,507.1 Standard Monetary Units.