The Dictatorship of Independent Federation of Croatia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by National Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.363 billion Croats are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolis Aryans. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Independent Federation of Croatian economy, worth a remarkable 9,605 trillion Kunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 471,736 Kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love National Leader, and prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Independent Federation of Croatia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Statism.

Independent Federation of Croatia is ranked 294,172^nd in the world and 54^th in The Alliance of Dictators for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.