The Serene Floral Decadence of Saint Dolmance is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Most Beautiful Saint Dolmance with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.61 billion Saint Dolmanceans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Most Resplendent City of Flowers. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Dolmancean economy, worth 971 trillion Orchids a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 112,859 Orchids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The latest superhero movie features a caped Revered Honeybee with adamantium claws, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, belief that The Most Beautiful Saint Dolmance is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, and citizens must pay to enjoy Saint Dolmance's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Saint Dolmance's national animal is the Revered Honeybee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Loyal Followers of Saint Dolmance.

Saint Dolmance is ranked 146,452^nd in the world and 225^th in Forest for Safest, scoring 60.42 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.