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*Mirrors the shrug*
I guess. But his hairs do get into the drinks on occasion. They should make him wear a hairnet.
Feoras, Lake of fur, Enlightened sempiternity, and Killerian
Sighs and grabs a bucket of french vanilla ice cream, hopping the counter to set it at Neu's table.
Not particularly. I'm sorry. I've kept an ear out too, I'm sure we'll find it eventually.
The shadow looks uncomfortable.
Just don't drive yourself mad in your pursuit...'kay?
Lake of fur, Neutrality Foundation, and Killerian
At least they died with a warm neck.
*Signals the bartender on duty*
Can we get another pitcher of beer for our table?
Feoras, Lake of fur, Tank commander, Zany Zanes, and 1 otherKillerian
Scoops out a ball of ice cream.
Awww...Zanes. You do care!
Plopping the ice cream into his glass, he sits back and enjoys the float.
It's just so frustrating, but I know. I won't let it get me down.
Lake of fur, Zany Zanes, and Killerian
Hurries to fill a pitcher, hopping the bar and pulling an empty one off the shelf.
They cringe.
Lies!
Pouring whatever's on tap (for loyal customers, not the newbies), the pitcher is filled and placed on the table.
Enjoy.
The shadow nods quietly and heads back behind the counter.
I know.
Lake of fur, Neutrality Foundation, Killerian, and Coup plotters
We used up all the hairnets last Spring in the Easter omelettes.
Lake of fur, Zany Zanes, and Killerian
I promised your fa-
*Takes a quick swig of his Schnozzlefoam*
I promised Lake not to discuss that with you until you were older. Has he not had that talk with you yet?
Feoras, Lake of fur, Seltzer boy, Zany Zanes, and 1 otherKillerian
*Holtzmeyer feeds a coin into the jukebox and makes a selection*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKm-yNXCNU8
"Welcome to our tropical hideaway
You lucky people, you
If we weren't in the show starting right away
We'd be in the audience too
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
All the birds sing words
And the flowers croon
At the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
All the birds sing words
And the flowers croon
At the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
The bird Paradise is an elegant bird
He loves to be seen and loves to be heard
Most little birdies will fly away
But the tiki room birds are here everyday
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
All the birds sing words
And the flowers croon
At the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
All the birds sing words
And the flowers croon
At the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
Da da da da
We're singin' in the tiki room
Da da da da da da
Crooning in the tiki room
Da da da da
We're singin' in the tiki room
Da da da da da da
Crooning in the tiki room
The show is delightful
We hope you'll agree
We hope that it fills you with pleasure and glee
Because if we don't make you feel like that
We gonna wind up on a ladie's hat
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
All the birds sing words
And the flowers croon
At the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
All the birds sing words
And the flowers croon
At the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
Da da da da
We're singin' in the tiki room
Da da da da da da
Crooning in the tiki room"
Lake of fur, Killerian, and Baloo Kingdom
*Shoots him a look that could melt ice*
Ix-nay. Let's not go there, shall we? Lake can conduct his affairs as he pleases. He's saved my ass more times than I can remember and I own him that one secret at least.
Feoras, Lake of fur, Zany Zanes, Killerian, and 1 otherThe prison of death
*Oblivious, the young boy gambols over to the table where the plotters sit hunched over their beers*
Heya, guys! Wanna draw pictures with my crayons?
I think we still have time to make some good ones for the art contest.
Lake of fur, Zany Zanes, Killerian, Coup plotters, and 1 otherThe prison of death
Well, aren't you just a bundle of energy?
Sure, bring your crayons over here and we can all draw some pictures for the contest together. I liked your cat and horse picture. Have you got any more good ones like that in ya?
Lake of fur, Seltzer boy, Zany Zanes, and Killerian
Here come da judge!
*Walks stiffly around the table of the plotters*
Lighten up, Lamont Crayonston. You can draw a picture and you don't have to vote for it, even if it is the bestest of all.
*Stops in front of them and holds out a cerulean blue crayon*
Maxfield Parrish!
Lake of fur, Zany Zanes, Killerian, and Coup plotters
*The leader of the plotters chuckles*
Heh-heh. Full of energy and precocious as all get out.
Lake of fur, Zany Zanes, and Killerian
"Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?"
Feoras, Brocklandia, Lake of fur, Zany Zanes, and 1 otherTercania islands
Raises their hands in a placating manner.
Alright, alright.
Sketches a little something.
There. Animals.
Wikipedia. That site knows everything.
Feoras, Lake of fur, Lampastan, Zany Zanes, and 1 otherSongs you dont understand
Lake of fur, Lampastan, and Zany Zanes
I like his new shampoo, it makes him smell like a baking ham.
Lake of fur and Zany Zanes
That's not his shampoo. He's been napping in the kitchen next to Cheffy's stoves again, and his fur has picked up the odor.
And that's not baking ham. It's one of the deceased former customers, from the meat freezer.
Which reminds me. Hey, everybody! In a completely unrelated note, today's lunch special is brisket tacos.
Feoras, Lake of fur, and Lampastan
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