The ♡ holy ♡ ωєєву иαтισи of Animu Place is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Flying spaghetti monster with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.527 billion weebs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Otakupolis. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient weeb economy, worth a remarkable 3,325 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 390,022 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Weeb novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Flying spaghetti monster, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, vacationing weebs expect to be treated as royalty, and a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Animu Place's national animal is the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fsmism.

Animu Place is ranked 291,545^th in the world and 6,388^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -824.98 on the Scary Big Number Scale.