The Imperial Commonwealth of The Empire of Rijelv is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen-Empress Sophia with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 17.173 billion Rijelvians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lüsiia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rijelvian economy, worth a remarkable 8,023 trillion Jolvs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 467,211 Jolvs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The best defense is a good fence, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, and bars are packed at all hours. Crime is totally unknown. The Empire of Rijelv's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Secularism.

The Empire of Rijelv is ranked 78,301^st in the world and 1,271^st in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,874 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.