Population | 32.717 billion |
Capital | Coventry |
Leader | Mark Costello |
Faith | Industrial music |
Currency | Sofanc |
Animal | elephant |
The Unified Tracts of Elejamie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mark Costello with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.717 billion Elejamians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coventry. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Elejamian economy, worth an astonishing 16,918 trillion Sofancs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 517,103 Sofancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, third world countries are rich in "I Love Coventry" t-shirts, glamping Elejamians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elejamie's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Industrial music.
Elejamie is ranked 289,962nd in the world and 5,116th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -31.19 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Elejamie, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in Elejamie, glamping Elejamians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
- : Following new legislation in Elejamie, third world countries are rich in "I Love Coventry" t-shirts.
- : Following new legislation in Elejamie, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
- : Following new legislation in Elejamie, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
- : Following new legislation in Elejamie, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
- : Following new legislation in Elejamie, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only.
- : Following new legislation in Elejamie, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Elejamie's radio stations.
- : Following new legislation in Elejamie, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
- : Following new legislation in Elejamie, public parks are littered with cigarette butts.
World Assembly
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