The Union of Denolia is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 6.612 billion Denolians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Spirituality, Welfare, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lílabúrg. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Denolian economy, worth 190 trillion marks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,862 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, it's always rabbit season, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, and Denolia has designated Lílabúrg as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Denolia's national animal is the Boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Denolia is ranked 212,283^rd in the world and 34^th in The Free Nations Region for Most Primitive, scoring -90.33 on the Scary Big Number Scale.