The Republic of Nonadia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Charles Furman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 10.617 billion Nonadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monrovia. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nonadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,603 trillion Nonadian Valers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 151,028 Nonadian Valers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The internet has been placed under government control, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's, and bad punctuation has come to a full stop. Crime is totally unknown. Nonadia's national animal is the Southern Wild Boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nonadia is ranked 23,448^th in the world and 24^th in The Hole To Hide In for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.21 law-abiding acts per hour.