The Constitutional Monarchy of 5 Kingdoms of Britannia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Edward VII with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.672 billion Britannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London Proper. The average income tax rate is 33.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 2,987 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 279,976 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work, there's a mortuary next to every British restaurant, one can wake up in 5 Kingdoms of Britannia and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 5 Kingdoms of Britannia's national animal is the Robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

5 Kingdoms of Britannia is ranked 47,781^st in the world and 27^th in Saint Helene for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.88 law-abiding acts per hour.