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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 293rdMost Influential: 488thRudest Citizens: 618th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Edward VII
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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5 kingdoms of Britannia

Population2.396 billion

CapitalLondon Proper
LeaderEdward VII


The Constitutional Monarchy of 5 kingdoms of Britannia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Edward VII with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.396 billion Britannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London Proper. The average income tax rate is 7.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 509 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 212,737 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, and prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. 5 kingdoms of Britannia's national animal is the Robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

5 kingdoms of Britannia is ranked 167,392nd in the world and 8,696th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 32.87 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 293rdMost Influential: 488thRudest Citizens: 618thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,798thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,087thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,184thLargest Retail Industry: 2,388thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,080thMost Armed: 5,302ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,381stHighest Average Incomes: 5,384thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,424thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,465thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,762ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,626thSmartest Citizens: 8,765thMost Efficient Economies: 8,778thHealthiest Citizens: 9,172ndMost Developed: 9,185thTop
Most Secular: 11,068thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,266thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,355thMost Cultured: 15,550thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,701stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,162ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,359thLargest Black Market: 16,993rdLargest Governments: 20,896th
Rudest Citizens: 35th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 60th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 96th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 103rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 114th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 150th in the regionMost Influential: 162nd in the regionMost Armed: 183rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 215th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 232nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 252nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 278th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 302nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 321st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 381st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 452nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 478th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 498th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 534th in the regionLargest Black Market: 582nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 598th in the regionMost Secular: 602nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 611th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 664th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 665th in the regionMost Cultured: 746th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 770th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 962nd in the regionLargest Governments: 972nd in the regionMost Average: 972nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,000th in the region

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