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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 389th Most Influential: 1,975th Rudest Citizens: 3,102nd
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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5 kingdoms of Britannia

Population709 million

CapitalLondon Proper


The Constitutional Monarchy of 5 kingdoms of Britannia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 709 million Britannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London Proper. The average income tax rate is 43.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 108 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 153,275 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 5 kingdoms of Britannia's national animal is the Robin.

5 kingdoms of Britannia is ranked 5,944th in the world and 291st in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 13,476.7 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 389thTop
Most Influential: 1,975thRudest Citizens: 3,102ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,940thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,980thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,259thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 8,163rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,228thMost Average: 9,560thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,854thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,935thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,164thHighest Average Incomes: 11,762ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,238thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,285thLargest Mining Sector: 13,304thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,925thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,903rd
Most Average: 98th in the regionRudest Citizens: 177th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 232nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 291st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 293rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 298th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 341st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 357th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 489th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 491st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 519th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 526th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 556th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 611th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 674th in the regionMost Influential: 693rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 713th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 732nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 243 » Fayyayid, Territorio di Nessuno, Alunya, Notyoutopia, Corfad, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Sinelona, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Loutsland, Elder Realms, Trillius, Great Bights Mum, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Dreadton, Sunto, Sundred, Kwaj, Omnistria, Napnomadia, North Bratislava, Dar es Saalam, Test for a new hope, Koda-Land, Guer Aike, Acrabinnia, PlanetPunk, Fararabistan, Camemas, Former English Colony, Makersaulache, Abject Ludicrosity, Maott, Federation Terra Australis, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Shadowrik, Frances Francis the First of France, Steampunk Ariel, El Fiji Grande, Kasazzastan, Haor Chall, Xandarnia, Sheldanada, Spartoptia, Constantinolia, Wilkshire, Wineclaw, New Bremerton, Torakuen, and 193 others.1 very fast endotarter, Free Azzaca, Selfgradatude, Idumetala, Xentherida, Moisus, Pasargad, Sil Dorsett, United Brazilians states, Astrind, Amauri, British Pacific Islands, Ejhsa, Zokk, Aratani, Solidair, Glurponia, Ibiscaton, Lomjia, Goyanes, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Juggernautilus, Holy Oranz, Black Templares, Siwale, Malta Comino Gozo, Troopersorder66, Zumlandia, Joodey, Jasminlandia, Reformed Cheriouff Synapogre, Newam, Eternal Dreams, Kobagia, The Serdey Islands, Ethnon, New Trisone, Orven, Orado, Partax, Longsword01, Steraz, SORT, Subjugators, Egalico, Kenatara, Utopicican, Sockmanland, Wisconsota, Seenvorland, Lindsaystan, The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness, Bearical, Xzavia-Hjar, Racoda, Great Javadwipa, United Non-Southern American Empire, Elestrum, San Xavier, Landnovia, Penrith, Rkainjel, Soviet Terran, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, Runeda, Pallaith, Avemterra, Votak Matim, Vincone Cae, The Soviet States of Europe, Cuyan, Daiz, Etrurica, Zeternia, Valhalla123, Tamgu, Beta Cyndriel, Concordare, New Octicarg, Fractured Ribs, The Tampa Bay Rays, Taehsitara Island, Ever dark, New Lakemba, PotatoFarmers, Arkenistan, Scottra, Warsaw-Halicz, New Flos, Babacar, Pheonisland, Tmth, Lanterkint, Styrica, Sunaiya, New Duna, Newpromisedland, AlI and nino, Fizban, Malabor Tor, Chile Libertario, Grimandia, Duerrlewang, DarMassalit, Avascia, Lesbian Femdom, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Victoriaans Nederlands, Dramanian, The West United States, Panama Coalition, The Stratosphere Islands, The O C, Quebekistand, Sacrento, McMasterdonia, Faircliff, Nordic-British Union, Logic and Rationality, General COE, Maselia, Frie Annium, Solskjar, Miamington, VietAnhland, Nguvu na Kiburi, Warcaa, Asgarlassia, Ivy Rekkia, Delmak, Miruma, Guslantis, U S Eh, Lower Briel Guanzapolia, Ponantine, Randbourne, Free Conservatives, New Coldieland, Suicidistan, Great Robertia, Necerierra, Impler, Aezus, Oolah kooshie, Asintion, Republic remmnant, The Austro Germanic Union, Minuda, Tellavinna, Yewbow, Serendipita Martia, Ozstan, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, The Iron Lions, Kaschovia, Potestasia, The New Enclave Of The Wasteland, New Avian, United Baltics, Loli County, Lendara, Moubarakistan, Kingdom Of Manaf, Eteles, The Pantheons, Francois Isidore, Slytheria Reformed, Neworva, Avenged Sevenfoldia, Universal State Formula, Holdac, NabMex, Ereena, Bojacks and Jills, Altamonte, Crazybloxian Empire, Federalania, Lanorth, Clan Spaniel, Kuveria, Nothru Lerple, Wallachian People, Nord Elros, Darcania, Inven in TNP, Gorundu, Pleroma Sans Romans, Xagill, United Western Federation, Angshire, Kranostav, and QuietDad of TNP.

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