Population | 4.835 billion |
Capital | Agla |
Leader | Noa Snatzel |
Currency | Aze |
Animal | Eagle |
The Federal Republic of Azassas is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Noa Snatzel with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.835 billion Azassasians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agla. The average income tax rate is 66.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Azassasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,168 trillion Azes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 448,434 Azes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, going on a diet invalidates your passport, and human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise". Crime is totally unknown. Azassas's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Azassas is ranked 290,413th in the world and 6,320th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.2 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Azassas lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Azassas lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Azassas lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Azassas, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise".
- : Following new legislation in Azassas, going on a diet invalidates your passport.
- : Following new legislation in Azassas, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
- : Azassas revoked its national faith.
- : Following new legislation in Azassas, weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks.
- : Azassas lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Azassas changed its national faith to "Not have".