The Tsundere Mechanowaifu of Nordic-British Union is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Commandant with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.501 billion PRO British Gamers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Nord-Brit Unionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,788 trillion Xbox Live Gold memberships a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 242,469 Xbox Live Gold memberships, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A passport is literally priceless, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nordic-British Union's national animal is the British Black Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Quality Gaming.

Nordic-British Union is ranked 5,274^th in the world and 140^th in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 11,867.37 on the Gilded Widget Scale.