The Nazione Santa of Repubblica Ariana is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Cicciolina with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.134 billion Ariani are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babilonia. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ariano economy, worth a remarkable 2,166 trillion Lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,183 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The internet has been placed under government control, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, "Cicciolina got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime is totally unknown. Repubblica Ariana's national animal is the Aquila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Giudaismo.

Repubblica Ariana is ranked 77,548^th in the world and 3,440^th in Osiris for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 379.51 on the Clooney Contribution Index.