The Anarchy of Sealandtic is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its digital currency, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.379 billion Sealandticians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals keep a keen eye out for any attempt to organize such a thing, and ruthlessly crush it. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong Sealandtician economy, worth a remarkable 1,076 trillion Sealondoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 94,603 Sealondoes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 636,718 per year while the poor average 5,240, a ratio of 121 to 1.

Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', all recreational drugs are legal, and eminent domain has been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sealandtic's national animal is the Mandarinfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sealandtic is ranked 279,861^st in the world and 10,624^th in Lazarus for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -13.42 on the Clooney Contribution Index.