Population | 5.249 billion |
Capital | Yggdrassil |
Leader | Santa Claus |
Faith | Athyism |
Currency | Brains |
Animal | Bat |
The Lucky of Toilet Man is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.249 billion Big Pooprs enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Pooping economy, worth 959 trillion Brains a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 182,785 Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
National parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops. Crime is totally unknown. Toilet Man's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.
Toilet Man is ranked 8,448th in the world and 485th in Balder for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,016.4 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Toilet Man was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 5% for Most Inclusive, Most Rebellious Youth, Largest Retail Industry, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Toilet Man's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Toilet Man was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Toilet Man was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : Toilet Man's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Toilet Man was refounded in Balder.
- : Toilet Man ceased to exist in The North Pacific.
- : Toilet Man was endorsed by The Holy Blue Lucky Nation of The Tony Paporordia.
- : Toilet Man was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Ishtimbine.
- : Toilet Man was endorsed by The Empire of Dillimore.