The Colonial Union of United Ottarenzian Capitalist Republics is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ihrr-Selik Kolina Loviri with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 9.169 billion Ottarenzians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Relik'Acima Salifu. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ottarenzian economy, worth a remarkable 2,090 trillion Ohtiiks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,942 Ohtiiks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, loudmouthed journalists are given the chop, there's never enough space in space, and airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Ottarenzian Capitalist Republics's national animal is the Amber Pheonix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

United Ottarenzian Capitalist Republics is ranked 31,501^st in the world and 408^th in the Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,503.69 on the Gilded Widget Scale.