The Armed Republic of Dehlk is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Beninistic Society with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.17 billion Dehlkians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Dehlk Citadel of War. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Dehlkian economy, worth a remarkable 2,158 trillion rukers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 349,757 rukers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,218,487 per year while the poor average 3,886, a ratio of 828 to 1.

Every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, tribal villagers hide behind the sofa when missionaries knock at their doors, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and siri populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dehlk's national animal is the siri, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mullinism.

Dehlk is ranked 133,739^th in the world and 38^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,157.84 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.