The Federation of Gallifraey is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its public floggings and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 422 million Gallifraeyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kasterborous. The average income tax rate is 24.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Gallifraeyian economy, worth 18.1 trillion Pandaks a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,883 Pandaks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, and the state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime. Crime is totally unknown. Gallifraey's national animal is the Yaddlefish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Gallifraey is ranked 256,267^th in the world and 1,121^st in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 1.49 flags saluted per person per day.