The Federal Republic of Germaniej is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Conquerer with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.366 billion Germaniejians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlean. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Germaniejian economy, worth 376 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 111,708 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, artists are pillars of society, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, and Germaniejians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Germaniej's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Germaniej is ranked 265,025^th in the world and 1,180^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 0.98 flags saluted per person per day.