The Empire of Menesynchro is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Evola Bigodin with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.926 billion Menesynchroans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sosigpolis. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Menesynchroan economy, worth a remarkable 1,222 trillion Negocins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,296 Negocins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, an enormous health awareness programme is underway, the Menesynchroan Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, and government expenses are beyond compare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Menesynchro's national animal is the Sad Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Menemagìk.

Menesynchro is ranked 20,691^st in the world and 448^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.29 law-abiding acts per hour.