The Republic of Curlyhoward is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 43.864 billion Curlyhowardians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Environment, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Curlyhowardian economy, worth a remarkable 2,283 trillion Larries a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,062 Larries, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, citizens are deeply regretting challenging the government to be honest about its intentions, and in a fit of passion Leader has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Curlyhoward's national animal is the Moe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Curlyhoward is ranked 285,278^th in the world and 5,319^th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -24.08 on the Clooney Contribution Index.