The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Đặng Văn Nông with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.117 billion Vietnamese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanoi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Vietnamese economy, worth a remarkable 6,758 trillion Vietnam Dong a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 394,868 Vietnam Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Those who cut young children are told to cut it out, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery, and at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Đặng Văn Nông's wardrobe. Crime is totally unknown. United States of Vietnam's national animal is the Water Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United States of Vietnam is ranked 526^th in the world and 11^th in the South Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 47,173.26 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.