The Jingoistic States of Resting Sitchface is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 334 million Resting Sitchfaceans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The very strong Resting Sitchfacean economy, worth 21.0 trillion sitches a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 62,814 sitches, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 219,554 per year while the poor average 13,062, a ratio of 16.8 to 1.

Snap elections are called over every minor impasse, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, the death penalty has been reintroduced, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime is a serious problem. Resting Sitchface's national animal is the leopard.

Resting Sitchface is ranked 262,536^th in the world and 10^th in The Sweet Ubiquity for Lowest Crime Rates, with 44.09 law-abiding acts per hour.