The Nomadic Peoples of JPSLand is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 160 million My country is now Petriland are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.9%.

The all-consuming My country is now Petriland economy, worth 13.6 trillion My country is now Petrilands a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 85,199 My country is now Petrilands, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, JPSLand is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JPSLand's national animal is the My country is now Petriland, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

JPSLand is ranked 68,053^rd in the world and 12^th in Haiku for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 112.06 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.