The Land of of Turpotia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by 💫⛩️ Daiki Mysdeariae⛩️💫 with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 6.047 billion Turpotians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toyotaville. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Turpotian economy, worth 970 trillion Dirban Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,490 Dirban Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's never a spare chair in the retirement home, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, and thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turpotia's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yen Starren.

Turpotia is ranked 2,711^th in the world and 2^nd in The Wellspring for Safest, scoring 141.87 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.