The Free Land of Mister Y is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mister Y with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.135 billion Misterins enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fresis. The average income tax rate is 5.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Misterin economy, worth 849 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 270,844 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and it's best not to ask what goes into Fresis Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices. Crime is totally unknown. Mister Y's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Misterysm.

Mister Y is ranked 25,362^nd in the world and 234^th in the West Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 42.12 flags saluted per person per day.