The Republic of Capave is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.773 billion citizens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Capavean economy, worth a remarkable 1,322 trillion monies a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,710 monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, and schoolkids are often mistaken for fast food workers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capave's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Capave is ranked 15,106^th in the world and 412^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 116.47 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.