The Unicorns of -Aerilia- is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Unicorn with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.16 billion Unicorns are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unicorn City. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient A Unicorn economy, worth a remarkable 3,775 trillion Rainbows a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 266,625 Rainbows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The might of the entire A Unicorn Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, the new A Unicorn-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage, and the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Aerilia-'s national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violet.

-Aerilia- is ranked 289,077^th in the world and 253^rd in Nerdlandia for Safest, scoring 4.13 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.