The Loving Couple of -AwesomeGirlfriend is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Stringbean with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.452 billion -AwesomeGirlfriendians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Human Collectibles. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.7%.

The frighteningly efficient -AwesomeGirlfriendian economy, worth 881 trillion snails a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,271 snails, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

The alien invasion siren sounds eerily like a UFO, chocolate in -AwesomeGirlfriend has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers, perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting', and city mayors have to get permission from parliament to take a vacation day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -AwesomeGirlfriend's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cards.

-AwesomeGirlfriend is ranked 59,966^th in the world and 1^st in Crown of Victoria for Highest Average Incomes, with 104,271.07 Standard Monetary Units.