The Loving Couple of -F4n4rt is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eda with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory vegetarianism, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.277 billion -F4n4rtians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonesborough. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.3%.

The frighteningly efficient -F4n4rtian economy, worth a remarkable 1,296 trillion snails a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 126,158 snails, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, a rash of recently-elected candidates have begun to push Bigtopia-friendly policies, and out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -F4n4rt's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cards.

-F4n4rt is ranked 275,650^th in the world and 22^nd in Regionless for Highest Drug Use, scoring 33.86 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.