The Purple Haze of -Jimi Hendrix is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Hey Joe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.282 billion -Jimi Hendrixians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Watchtower. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient -Jimi Hendrixian economy, worth a remarkable 4,200 trillion Electric Guitars a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 173,003 Electric Guitars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 498,160 per year while the poor average 47,721, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Vehicular manslaughter is apparently a victimless crime, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Hey Joe, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and a politician who is photographed pulling a funny face while eating can say goodbye to their credibility. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. -Jimi Hendrix's national animal is the Electric Ladyland, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

-Jimi Hendrix is ranked 51,367^th in the world and 241^st in NationStates for Most Beautiful Environments, with 679.95 pounds of wildlife per square mile.