The Allied States of -Leafeon is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The devout population of 1.389 billion -Leafeonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 58.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish -Leafeonian economy, worth 37.6 trillion Eevee Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 27,098 Eevee Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and a major religion has been named as -Leafeon's national religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Leafeon's national animal is the Eevee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

-Leafeon is ranked 262,363^rd in the world and 15^th in Eevee for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 26.94 on the Bus Surprisal Index.