The Hero of -Linkle- is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Linkle with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 14.648 billion Linkleians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyrule. The average income tax rate is 53.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Linkleian economy, worth a remarkable 1,429 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 97,562 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, Linkleian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, and the countryside is shrouded by wind farms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. -Linkle-'s national animal is the sparrow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

-Linkle- is ranked 62,930^th in the world and 3^rd in Caer Sidi for Highest Drug Use, scoring 252.3 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.