The Jellyfish Pirate of -May- is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by May with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 13.387 billion Mayians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piracia. The average income tax rate is 35.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Mayian economy, worth a remarkable 1,128 trillion gold coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 84,303 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, and dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -May-'s national animal is the seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Violetism.

-May- is ranked 193,202^nd in the world and 2^nd in May for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 116.3 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.