The Republic of -Mejiro Dober- is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 913 million -Mejiro Dober-ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 65.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong -Mejiro Dober-ian economy, worth 58.2 trillion currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 63,713 currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, and military barracks resemble five-star hotels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Mejiro Dober-'s national animal is the animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

-Mejiro Dober- is ranked 265,648^th in the world and 554^th in Izern for Most Cultured, scoring 61 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.