The Dominion of -Satakunta is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.491 billion -Satakuntans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient -Satakuntan economy, worth 754 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,356 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, military barracks resemble five-star hotels, citizens must pay to enjoy -Satakunta's pristine beaches, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Satakunta's national animal is the Eurasian beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

-Satakunta is ranked 23,322^nd in the world and 329^th in Baltoscandia for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 7,680.76 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.