The Republic of 014s Into Ejection Burn is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.247 billion 014s Into Ejection Burnians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 76.9%.

The frighteningly efficient 014s Into Ejection Burnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,390 trillion isps a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,627 isps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about, anyone with an emergency on a holy day is advised to pray harder, exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, and those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 014s Into Ejection Burn's national animal is the space whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

014s Into Ejection Burn is ranked 306,049^th in the world and 438^th in junk for Nicest Citizens, with 0.85 average smiles per day.